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On this episode of CSI: Argelius, Piglet investigates the suspicious murder of a dancer from the nudie bar and Scotty’s the primary suspect.

Captain Ahab encounters an old nemesis – a cloud whale that sucks blood for nourishment – and loses himself in the hunt. Will he break his little ships?

The shot clock is running to find out how to stop Kirk and the gang from rapidly aging. How many times do we let Grandpa run his starship into the neighbor’s mailbox before we take away his car keys? Is American Capitalism to blame for our lack of respect for the elderly?

The Enterprise arrives at a planet to sign a mining agreement to find the Klingons have beat them to the punch. Chaos ensues as the leader is murdered and his very pregnant wife appoints McCoy as the new baby daddy.

Tensions run high as various alien races – including Spock’s parents – gather on the Enterprise for a city council meeting, but when a delegate is found murdered, Fred, Scoob, and the gang have a mystery to solve.

When the Galileo Shuttlecraft is hijacked by an energy being, Kirk discovers Zefram Cochrane trapped on a planet with a jukebox that only plays Roy Orbison’s Ooby Dooby. Will our heroes be able to rescue this historical hero?

When the Enterprise is hijacked by a sketchy new crewman, Kirk is reunited with Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Would you be tempted to put your brain in a robot body? Just how many different versions of one woman do you actually need? Which model of robot is into butt stuff? We’re tackling all the hard questions on this episode!

A transporter malfunction sends Kirk, McCoy, Scotty, and Uhura to an alternate universe filled with distrust, espionage, assassinations, and some midriff uniforms. Spock is consistently logical and Uhura is a total badass in any universe!

A transporter malfunction sends Kirk, McCoy, Scotty, and Uhura to an alternate universe filled with distrust, espionage, assassinations, and some midriff uniforms. Spock is consistently logical and Uhura is a total badass in any universe!