When Spock’s brain is stolen by dopey aliens, Kirk, Bones, and Scotty take RC Spock on Star Trek: The Search for Spock’s Brain – Weekend at Bernie’s style. Brain and brain! What is brain?! You’re not high enough for this episode.
How much do we even remember from Season 2? And what do we have to look forward to next season?
What’s Allie’s great idea? Is Data’s cat Spot canonically also a hot chick? Why do time travelers always act powerless? Will Kirk allow Marty to make sure his parents bang at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance? What are the rules of time travel anyway? How short can a miniskirt get? This episode asks more questions than it answers.
The TOS writers once again explore the idea “What would have happened if ‘x’ hadn’t fallen?” Not 1920’s Chicago. Not Nazi Germany. No, this episode of Star Trek: The Original Series begs the question, “Men: How often do you think about the Roman Empire?”
Cut from Episode 54: Sarah and Allie are high enough to eat Taco Bell, Sarah introduces Allie to the wild world of alien porn, and Allie spits a secret verse for the death of the white lady in “By Any Other Name”.
People’s fear of automation operates on “Sarah’s Pendulum Theory of Everything”. In the 60’s? Vehicle Manufacturing. Today? AI. Can AI and the like coexist with capitalism or will ChatGPT take over the starship and start torpedoing the shit out of everything?
The Enterprise has successfully completed many “First Contacts”; the Cerritos plenty of “Second Contacts”.
Riker and Bev beam down for what is clearly the “Worst Contact”.
When powerful aliens capture Kirk and the gang with another Landru computer, the crew defeat them with irritation, jealousy, and boners. Roll for initiative!
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