Two Humans, a Vulcan, and a Benzite walk into a testing center… While Wesley takes the #StarfleetAcademyCadetChallenge, the crew of the D are interrogated about Captain Picard. What conspiracy theories has Admiral Qanon bought into? And how will Wesley overcome his greatest fear?
When the Enterprise executes a wellness check on a terraforming station, they find the scientists have been genociding baby crystalline entities. But when the babies grow and begin to communicate, we’re forced to question why we didn’t learn this episode last time on the Star Trek: The Original Series episode “Devil in the Dark.”
When a reclusive alien race becomes unable to have children, they steal some from the Enterprise. While Wesley leads a rebellion on the planet, the adults on the D science the problem. Will a 3rd grade recorder concert convince the aliens to let the children go?
When a crusty old Admiral is sent to negotiate for hostages with a man he negotiated with 45 years prior, the Enterprise uncovers a 3-layer dip of revenge. But when the Admiral OD’s on some Harry Mudd de-aging pill, Sarah is sent on a midlife ‘funk’.
While Riker endulges in some holoporn, an alien race of non-binaries hijack the D in order to save their homeworld. But when Picard drops into the Holodeck and ruins the mood, both Riker and Picard are held hostage by a Real Doll.
Leonard Crofoot (Trent) joins us for this review and discussion of TNG’s “Angel One”!
When the Enterprise visits a matriarchal society while looking for survivors from a Federation freighter, they find themselves in the middle of a gender revolution. But when the survivors refuse to leave, Trent’s Angels sentence them to death. How hard is it for a society to adapt? How hard is Riker in Mistress Beata’s bed?
The Enterprise visits the old farm where Data grew up, hoping to learn about Data’s past. But when Star Trek introduces an “Adam and Stuart Chandler” dynamic into this Soap Opera in Space, the crew face almost certain destruction. Do androids have SSD’s? Is it really that bad to hard shutdown your android? Is Lore also “fully functional”?
When Star Trek revisits the 1940’s mob scene, Picard and some friends get trapped in a malfuctioning Holodeck with the safeties off. While young Wesley rewires the controls, a diplomatic deadline quickly approaches. Will Boy Wonder save the day (again)?
Bill Riker’s hard-on gets crushed when Deanna Troi’s long lost fiance shows up, but before any knots can be tied, an old plauge ship shows up threatening to give everyone small pox. Will the wedding go on? How many Steve Miller Band jokes can one podcast make?