Category: All Episodes

While distracted by side boob and peek-a-boo butt cheek on yet another paradise planet, young Wesley accidentally breaks a law and is to be put to death. Lawyer Picard must argue with a less developed species for his freedom.

Is ignorance of the law a valid defense? Why didn’t the Prime Directive stop us from visiting this planet in the first place? Isn’t the injustice that we don’t just provide care to all people as a right and not that Mario’s brother was radicalized by dealing with the US heath “care” system to the point where he shot a healthcare exec? Murder is wrong, and a crime — what of justice?

While distracted by side boob and peek-a-boo butt cheek on yet another paradise planet, young Wesley accidentally breaks a law and is to be put to death. Lawyer Picard must argue with a less developed species for his freedom.

Is ignorance of the law a valid defense? Why didn’t the Prime Directive stop us from visiting this planet in the first place? Isn’t the injustice that we don’t just provide care to all people as a right and not that Mario’s brother was radicalized by dealing with the US heath “care” system to the point where he shot a healthcare exec? Murder is wrong, and a crime — what of justice?

When the D visits its first Melllvar cloud, mysterious things start happening to some of the crew. But when Picard himself is beamed away as energy, Data must assume the persona of Sherlock Holmes to unravel the mystery.

Will the “one weird transporter trick” make any more appearances? Were these two separate stories smashed together like peanut butter and chocolate? And what the #^&% is this diamond-shaped “statue” we’re supposed to see?

Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 1 (aka The Original Series Season 4) continues this week when the Enterprise is thrown to a faraway galaxy by a mysterious alien. When the alien becomes ill, everyone on board must Care Bear Stare to get us home.

When the Enterprise and a Ferengi ship get trapped by an energy-sucking planet, the diplomatic approach is “Better Together”. But when they trigger an ancient alien Brinks Home Security System, Riker must answer the challenge. Is fear our greatest enemy? Were the Metrons part of the Tkon Empire?

When the Enterprise Crew negotiate with a racist stereotype, Tasha Yar must fight to the death. But when they pull an Amok Time, King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda threatens to cancel the vaccine deal.

When Star Trek: The Next Generation revisits an old TOS episode, people get blown out airlocks and Tasha gets blown by Data. But when the cure Those Old Scientists used doesn’t work this time, a drunk teenager and android must fight their intoxication to save the day.

When humanity is put on trial by an omnipotent being, the new crew of the USS Enterprise must prove themselves by playing a game of CLUE. Is this really a good test of humanity? Why doesn’t Data know basic English words? Does Dr. Crusher sew? Where did those apples come from, anyway?